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Joke Topic - 'Budgies' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Budgies'.
What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
A budget.
What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jailbird.
A jailbird.
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Mothers
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
Dracula
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
De-coffin-ated.
Cows
What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
Watch moovies!
Christmas
What will Father Christmas suffer if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
Santa Claustrophobia.
Pizza
Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
The Internet
Who surfs the internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
Thomas the Search Engine.
Fleas
What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny.
Remember
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.
Pigs
Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pig's tail?
Because it's twirly!
Because it's twirly!