Joke Topic - 'Budgies' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good, sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.