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Joke Topic - 'Budgie'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Budgie'.
What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
A budget.
What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
A jail bird.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Aliens
What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
An extra cholesterol.
Dogs
What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
Pup-corn!
Politicians
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
Spaceman
What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.
Astronauts and crosses.
Duck
What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
At the quack of dawn.
Sherlock Holmes
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Eggs
Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
They would crack each other up.
Rock
What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
The Decomposers.
Hot Dogs
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
Take away its chair.
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