Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Brain
Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
Pop
What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
College
Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
Restaurant
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Idiots
All men are idiots....I married their king.
Word
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a
waffle?
A woofle.
Cowboys
'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'