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Joke Topic - 'Budgie'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Budgie'.


What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.

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The Moon

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.


The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.


What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

James Bond

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.


Old policemen never die, they just cop out.


Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.


Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.


Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.

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