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Joke Topic - 'Budgie'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Budgie'.

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What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
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What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.


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Brain

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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College

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Idiots

All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Word

What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.
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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'

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