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Joke Topic - 'Budgie'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Budgie'.

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What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
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What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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Birds

What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
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Whales

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
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Lettuce

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.

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