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Joke Topic - 'Budgie'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Budgie'.

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What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
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What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.


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The Moon

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.
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Politicians

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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James Bond

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
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Work

Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.

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