Here are some randomly selected joke topics
School
Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Dogs
I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
Eagles
Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
Wife
I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
Baseball
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Owls
What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
Vampire
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
Dog
What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
Motorists
Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'