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Joke Topic - 'Brush'


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What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.


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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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Economists

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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Prison

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.

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