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Joke Topic - 'Brush'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brush'.


What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

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Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.


Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."


Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.


Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.


Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!


What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.


How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.

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