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Joke Topic - 'Brush'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brush'.


What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

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A Locomotive

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.


Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.


What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.


Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.


Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.


Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'


What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.


Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.

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