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Joke Topic - 'Brush'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brush'.
What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
A brush with the law.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lady
"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
Bugs
What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
Ticks.
Know
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!
10 Pin Bowling
What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
Doctors
Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
Patient: An ambulance.
Ghosts
What day of the week is a ghost's favorite?
Moanday!
Bankers
Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
He lost interest.
Dogs
If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
Dogless Fairbanks!
Girlfriends
GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
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