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Joke Topic - 'Brush'


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What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.


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A Locomotive

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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Snow

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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Bigamy

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
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Maths

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Dandruff

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.

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