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Joke Topic - 'Brush'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brush'.

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What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.


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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Cookies

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Football

Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?
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Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

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