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Joke Topic - 'Brush'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brush'.


What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

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My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'


What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.


Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.


Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!


A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?


A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.


What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.


What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.

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