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Joke Topic - 'Brush'


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What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.


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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
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Police

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
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Original

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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The Titanic

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Boxers

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
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Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.

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