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Joke Topic - 'Brush'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brush'.

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What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.


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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Doctors

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
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Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
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Bee

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Bees

What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
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Dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Christmas

What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
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Hen

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.

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