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Joke Topic - 'Brunettes'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Brunettes'.

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A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "88, 88, 88, 88." A blonde saw her and asked her why she did it. The brunette said it was fun and said she should try it. So they were both walking down the middle of the street saying "88, 88, 88" All of a sudden a huge semi-truck came along and the brunette jumped out of the way...
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "89, 89, 89".
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Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
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There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blondes in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blondes died. Why?
They couldn't get the tailgate open.


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What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Girlfriends

My other girlfriend is beautiful
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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.

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