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Joke Topic - 'Brunettes'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Brunettes'.


A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "88, 88, 88, 88." A blonde saw her and asked her why she did it. The brunette said it was fun and said she should try it. So they were both walking down the middle of the street saying "88, 88, 88" All of a sudden a huge semi-truck came along and the brunette jumped out of the way...
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "89, 89, 89".

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.

There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blondes in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blondes died. Why?
They couldn't get the tailgate open.

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