A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head, saying '88, 88, 88, 88.' A blonde saw her and asked her why she did it. The brunette said it was fun and that she should try it. So they were both walking down the middle of the street saying '88, 88, 88' All of a sudden a huge semi-truck came along, and the brunette jumped out of the way...
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying '89, 89, 89'.
There were two brunettes in the front of a truck and three blondes in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blondes died. Why?
They couldn't get the tailgate open.
What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
An Interpreter.
What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Cavemen
What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
Chickens
Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
Young
When I was young, I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day, I fell asleep in a library. I woke up, and a blind man was reading my face.
Donuts
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.
Witches
Why do witches wear name tags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
Bees
What did the baby bee ask�the Queen bee?
Is it swarm in here?
Deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Santa Claus
If you fear Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
Elephants
How does an elephant get down from a tree?
It doesn't; you get down from a duck.