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Joke Topic - 'Brunettes'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Brunettes'.

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A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "88, 88, 88, 88." A blonde saw her and asked her why she did it. The brunette said it was fun and said she should try it. So they were both walking down the middle of the street saying "88, 88, 88" All of a sudden a huge semi-truck came along and the brunette jumped out of the way...
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "89, 89, 89".
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Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
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There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blondes in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blondes died. Why?
They couldn't get the tailgate open.


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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Bridge

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Girlfriends

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Cats

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
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Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.

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