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Joke Topic - 'Brothers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Brothers'.

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My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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My brother was up in court last week. The judge said, 'What is this man charged with?' The policeman said, 'He opened a shop sir.'
The judge said, 'And what is wrong with opening a shop?'
The policeman said, 'Well it wasn't his shop sir.'


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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
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Dogs

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
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Amnesia

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Car

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."

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