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Joke Topic - 'Brothers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Brothers'.

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My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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My brother was up in court last week. The judge said, 'What is this man charged with?' The policeman said, 'He opened a shop sir.'
The judge said, 'And what is wrong with opening a shop?'
The policeman said, 'Well it wasn't his shop sir.'


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King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
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Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
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Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
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Bus

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Haste

What is the best thing to make if you are in a hurry?
Haste.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Vampires

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
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Arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect

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