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Joke Topic - 'Broomsticks'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broomsticks'.
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.
They use scare spray.
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Golf
Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
Pigs
My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
Golf
PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
Graduates
Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
Butter
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
Parrots
What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
Tweetment.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
Ants
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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