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Joke Topic - 'Broomsticks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broomsticks'.

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How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.


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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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Squirrels

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.

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