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Joke Topic - 'Broomsticks'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broomsticks'.
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.
They use scare spray.
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My wife's other car is a broomstick
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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
A bite in shining armour.
Brain
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Cows
What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
Milk of amnesia.
Vanity
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
Count
You can always count on your fingers
Cows
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
An eskimoo.
Politicians
Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
Scotsmen
Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
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