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Joke Topic - 'Broomsticks'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broomsticks'.
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.
They use scare spray.
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Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
Robber
Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
The judge gave him a light sentence.
Deaf
I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
Dieting
Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
Cows
What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
A lawn moo-er.
Bagpipes
What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
Tablecloths
DINER: How often do you change the
tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
Questions
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Drunks
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
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