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Joke Topic - 'Broomsticks' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Broomsticks'.

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'

My wife's other car is a broomstick

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What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day, he'll probably be a parent.

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Sandy Claws.

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.