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Joke Topic - 'Broomsticks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broomsticks'.

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How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.


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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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Golf

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
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Graduates

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.

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