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Joke Topic - 'Broomsticks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broomsticks'.

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How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Robber

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
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Bagpipes

What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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Questions

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
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Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!

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