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Joke Topic - 'Broomsticks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broomsticks'.

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How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.


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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick
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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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Brain

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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Count

You can always count on your fingers
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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Scotsmen

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.

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