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Joke Topic - 'Broken Leg'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broken Leg'.

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Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.


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Ghosts

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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Elephants

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
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Animal

Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
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Political

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
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Undertaker

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
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He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.

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