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Joke Topic - 'Broken Leg'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broken Leg'.

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Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.


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It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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Insomnia

Wakeup to insomnia
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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Monsters

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

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