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Joke Topic - 'Broken Leg'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broken Leg'.

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Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.


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The Big Bad Wolf

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
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Multitasking

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Emergency

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Vacation

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.

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