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Joke Topic - 'Broken Arm'


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My brother came running in He said, 'Mum, there's a man outside with a broken arm called Brian.'
My mum said, 'That's a funny name for a broken arm.'


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How do crazy people go through the forest?
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Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Girlfriends

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What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
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Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
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Pistachios

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Who's there?
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

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