My brother came running in He said, 'Mum, there's a man outside with a broken arm called Brian.'
My mum said, 'That's a funny name for a broken arm.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dracula
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
Proverb
He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
Steamrollers
Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
Animals
I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Noses
When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
Bugs
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Football Players
How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Ghosts
How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
Squirrels
How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.