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Joke Topic - 'Broken Arm'


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My brother came running in He said, 'Mum, there's a man outside with a broken arm called Brian.'
My mum said, 'That's a funny name for a broken arm.'


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Doctors

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
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Ghost

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
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Cows

Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
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Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
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Cats

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
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Even

How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

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