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Joke Topic - 'Broken Arm'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broken Arm'.

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My brother came running in He said, 'Mum, there's a man outside with a broken arm called Brian.'
My mum said, 'That's a funny name for a broken arm.'


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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.

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