Joke Topic - 'Broken Arm'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broken Arm'.

My brother came running in He said, 'Mum, there's a man outside with a broken arm called Brian.'
My mum said, 'That's a funny name for a broken arm.'

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Dracula

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.

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