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Joke Topic - 'Broken Arm'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broken Arm'.
My brother came running in He said, 'Mum, there's a man outside with a broken arm called Brian.'
My mum said, 'That's a funny name for a broken arm.'
My mum said, 'That's a funny name for a broken arm.'
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