Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - B / Joke Topic - Broke - 1

Joke Topic - 'Broke'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broke'.

$text4

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
$text4

Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
$text4

Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
$text4

Chicken

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.
$text4

Engineer

Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.
$text4

Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
$text4

Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
$text4

An Inferiority Complex

He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.
$text4

Squashed

Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

This is page 1 of 1