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Joke Topic - 'Broke'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broke'.


I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.


Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge


My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.


What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.


Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.


Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.

Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

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