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Joke Topic - 'Broke'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broke'.

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I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.


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Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Roosters

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
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Squashed

Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
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Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

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