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Joke Topic - 'Broke'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broke'.


I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.


Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.

Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?


Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.


Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.

An Inferiority Complex

He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.


Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

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