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Joke Topic - 'British Rail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'British Rail'.

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How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.


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Varnish

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
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Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
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Television

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Eat

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
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Soccer

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
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Politicians

Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
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Windows

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated

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