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Joke Topic - 'British Rail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'British Rail'.

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How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.


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Quiet

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
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Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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Girlfriends

Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
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Jogging

If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.

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