Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Pie
What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
Blondes
What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Elephants
Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
School
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
The Future
The future isn't what it used to be.
Birds
Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
Dogs
What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
Mouse
What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.