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Joke Topic - 'British Rail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'British Rail'.

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How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.


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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Horses

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.

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