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Joke Topic - 'British Rail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'British Rail'.

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How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.


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Sneeze

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick
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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
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Drunk

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Microscope

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

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