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Joke Topic - 'British Rail'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'British Rail'.
How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
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A chew.
A chew.
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What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
You're under a vest.
Car
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Santa Claus
What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
Fell
Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
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He survived because it was a soft drink.
Dogs
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Drunk
Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
It wanted to get to the other slide.
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