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Joke Topic - 'British Rail'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'British Rail'.


How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.

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Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.


I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!


My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.

Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!


What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.


How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.

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