Joke Topic - 'Bright' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bright'.

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!

Why did the lightbulb not go to college?
Because it wasn't very bright.

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What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.

Where there's a will, there's a relative

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

He who laughs last is probably your boss.