Joke Topic - 'Bridges' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bridges'.

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

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