Joke Topic - 'Bridges' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bridges'.

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Have you heard about the cannibal who applied to join the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honeycombs.

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!