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Joke Topic - 'Brides' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
A little boy at a wedding looks at his mom and says, 'Mommy, why does the bride wear white?'
His mom replies, 'The bride is in white because she's happy, and this is the happiest day of her life.'
The boy thinks about this and then says, 'Well then, why is the groom wearing black...'
His mom replies, 'The bride is in white because she's happy, and this is the happiest day of her life.'
The boy thinks about this and then says, 'Well then, why is the groom wearing black...'
A man is about to marry and waits outside the church with his bride-to-be. Beside them are his golf clubs.
His bride asks him, 'Why have you brought your golf clubs to the church on our wedding day?'
The groom replies, 'This isn't going to take all day, is it?'
His bride asks him, 'Why have you brought your golf clubs to the church on our wedding day?'
The groom replies, 'This isn't going to take all day, is it?'
What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
They toast the bride and groom.
What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the altar by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
Jilted.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
Cannibals
Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Cows
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
Moo-souri.
Crab
Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
Because he kept pinching things.
Thieves
My credit card was stolen last Friday, but I decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than my wife.
Lose Weight
Each time I manage to lose weight, somehow, it will always find me again.
Cars
Men are like Used Cars.
Both are easy to get, cheap, and they prove to be unreliable.
Both are easy to get, cheap, and they prove to be unreliable.
Boring
I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
Girlfriends
If my girlfriend said what she thought, she'd be completely speechless.