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Joke Topic - 'Brides' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
A little boy at a wedding looks at his mom and says, 'Mommy, why does the bride wear white?'
His mom replies, 'The bride is in white because she's happy, and this is the happiest day of her life.'
The boy thinks about this and then says, 'Well then, why is the groom wearing black...'
His mom replies, 'The bride is in white because she's happy, and this is the happiest day of her life.'
The boy thinks about this and then says, 'Well then, why is the groom wearing black...'
A man is about to marry and waits outside the church with his bride-to-be. Beside them are his golf clubs.
His bride asks him, 'Why have you brought your golf clubs to the church on our wedding day?'
The groom replies, 'This isn't going to take all day, is it?'
His bride asks him, 'Why have you brought your golf clubs to the church on our wedding day?'
The groom replies, 'This isn't going to take all day, is it?'
What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
They toast the bride and groom.
What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the altar by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
Jilted.
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People
Do you want people to accept you as you are or want them to like you?
Birds
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
A puffin.
Postmen
Postmen awarded a pound
Computers
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Dieting
Old dieters never die; they just waste away.
Paint
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'm unable to feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
Books
How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that, it isn't empty.
One. After that, it isn't empty.
Lawyers
What's the easiest way to escape a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
Buy a faster ambulance.