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Joke Topic - 'Breed'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breed'.

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What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!


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Threatening

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
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Blacksmith

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Scary

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
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Rabbits

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.

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