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Joke Topic - 'Breed'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breed'.


What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!

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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.


Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.


What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.


What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!


"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"

Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?

Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?

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