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Joke Topic - 'Breed'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breed'.

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What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!


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Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
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Lettuce

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
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Mouse

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Girlfriends

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.

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