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Joke Topic - 'Breed'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breed'.


What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!

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Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.


Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.


Where do footballers dance?
At a football.


What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.


Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.


And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.


Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.


Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.


Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.

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