Joke Topic - 'Breed'

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.