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Joke Topic - 'Breed'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breed'.

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What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!


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Reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
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Bees

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.
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Lies

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Attila.
Attila Who?
Attila you no lies.
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Answer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?

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