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Joke Topic - 'Breed' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breed'.

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!

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Aunts

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.

Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

Opticians

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.

Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim

Bees

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!

Husbands

Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.

King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.

Dogs

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.

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