Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Christmas
What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
Wife
My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
Rock
What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
Pets
What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
Snakes
What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
Ghosts
Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
Lettuce
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
Mouse
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Girlfriends
When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.