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Joke Topic - 'Breed'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breed'.

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What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
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Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
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Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Look

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Computers

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
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Prunes

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.

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