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Joke Topic - 'Breath'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breath'.


Halitosis is better than no breath at all

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?


Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.


George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.


How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.

Be Yourself

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?


Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality


Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.

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