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Joke Topic - 'Breath'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breath'.

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Halitosis is better than no breath at all
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What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.


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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
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Witches

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.

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