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Joke Topic - 'Breath'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breath'.


Halitosis is better than no breath at all

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

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Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!


Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.

Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.


BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding


What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.


Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.


I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect


Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.


When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

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