Joke Topic - 'Breath' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breath'.

Halitosis is better than no breath at all

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

I keep trying to write a song about drinking, but I just can't get past the first few bars.

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

This is not an abandoned vehicle

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.

Husband: You must admit that men have much better judgment than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me, and I married you.

Her clothes are so loud that they should have a volume control.