Joke Topic - 'Breath' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breath'.

Halitosis is better than no breath at all

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10-dollar note
Well, go and buy something then; the change will do you good.