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Joke Topic - 'Breath'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breath'.

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Halitosis is better than no breath at all
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What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.


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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Snow

Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.
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Wife

George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Be Yourself

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
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Today

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha.
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?
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Reality

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
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Shopping

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.

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