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Joke Topic - 'Breath'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breath'.


Halitosis is better than no breath at all

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

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Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.


Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!


Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.


Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.


How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.


Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?


Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.


What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.

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