Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Antiques
A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known
collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
Hi
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi.
Hi who?
Hi, who are you?
Santa
Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
Dogs
What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
Vanity
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
Santa Claus
How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
Kings
When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
Trees
What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
Varnish
How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.