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Joke Topic - 'Bread'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bread'.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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Tarzan
What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
'Here come the elephants!
Dogs
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
A shaggy dogs tale.
Dogs
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
A whino.
Cows
Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Because their horns don't work.
Insomnia
Wakeup to insomnia
The Ocean
Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
it's full of currants!
Breed
What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
A shampoodle!
Hearing Aids
"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
Born On A Farm
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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