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Joke Topic - 'Bread'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bread'.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.

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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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