Joke Topic - 'Bread'

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.