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Joke Topic - 'Bread'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bread'.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
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Puppy

Is dogma a puppy mommy?
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Polish

David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Frogs

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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