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Joke Topic - 'Bread'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bread'.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.


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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Hi

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi.
Hi who?
Hi, who are you?
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Santa

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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Santa Claus

How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
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Varnish

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.

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