Joke Topic - 'Bread'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bread'.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.

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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi.
Hi who?
Hi, who are you?

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.

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