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Joke Topic - 'Bread'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bread'.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.


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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Dogs

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
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Cows

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
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Insomnia

Wakeup to insomnia
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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Breed

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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