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Joke Topic - 'Brains'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Brains'.

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Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
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Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
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Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
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Christmas

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.
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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
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Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
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Talking

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

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