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Joke Topic - 'Brains'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Brains'.


Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?

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Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.


When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.


Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.


Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.


I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.


Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.

Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

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