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Joke Topic - 'Brains'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Brains'.


Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?

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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.


To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.


Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.

Father Christmas

What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.


Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.


My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'


What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?


Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!


What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.

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