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Joke Topic - 'Brains'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Brains'.

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Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
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Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.


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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Father Christmas

What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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School

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
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Brothers

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Magnet

What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.

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