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Joke Topic - 'Brain Surgeon'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brain Surgeon'.

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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.


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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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Cholesterol

What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
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Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.

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