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Joke Topic - 'Brain Surgeon'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brain Surgeon'.

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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.


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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Call

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
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Chip

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.
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Dog

What kind of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
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Teletubby

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

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