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Joke Topic - 'Boyfriends' - 15 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 15 jokes on the topic - 'Boyfriends'.
An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang.
It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, 'Treacle, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!'
'It's not just one car!' said the Essex girl, 'There's hundreds of them!'
3>It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, 'Treacle, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!'
'It's not just one car!' said the Essex girl, 'There's hundreds of them!'
Boyfriend: You look good enough to eat.
Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?
2>Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?
Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
2>She gave him the cold shoulder.
Her boyfriend is so stupid. He thought they said trains when they were handing out brains, so he asked for a slow one.
2>Jane: My boyfriend's name should be Puzzle.
Julie: Why?
Jane: Sometimes I just can't figure him out.
2>Julie: Why?
Jane: Sometimes I just can't figure him out.
Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
2>Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
2>Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
1>Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
Mary: My boyfriend has a wonderful personality.
Jane: My boyfriend is not good-looking either.
2>Jane: My boyfriend is not good-looking either.
Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
2>Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
Teacher: Take this sentence: 'I don't have no fun at the weekend.' How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
2>Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
This girl cannibal took her boyfriend home to meet her mum. She said, 'Mum, what do you think of him?'
Her mum said, 'Lovely dear. He looks good enough to eat.'
2>Her mum said, 'Lovely dear. He looks good enough to eat.'