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Joke Topic - 'Boy Scout'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Boy Scout'.
Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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Cat
What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
Puss 'n' boots!
Police
Police move in book case
Television
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
Work
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.
Clocks
This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
Cannibals
What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
Baked human beans.
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
They both drop their needles.
Nose
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
Hide its trainers.
Ducks
What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
They quack up.
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