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Joke Topic - 'Boy Scout'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Boy Scout'.

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Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.


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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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Bacteria

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
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Liverpool

What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."
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Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
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Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
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Steak

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.

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