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Joke Topic - 'Boy Scout'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Boy Scout'.

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Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.


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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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Police

Police move in book case
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Work

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.
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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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Cannibals

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.

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