Joke Topic - 'Boy Scout'

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!

What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.