Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Boss
When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
Chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
Monster
Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
Mouse
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Politicians
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell
all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
Mother-in-law
I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
Bees
What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
Cow
What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
Doctors
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'