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Joke Topic - 'Boxes Of Chocolates'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Boxes Of Chocolates'.

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What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.


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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
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Sneeze

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
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Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Soap

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

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