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Joke Topic - 'Boxers'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Boxers'.

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How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
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When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.


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Calculator

What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can always count on.
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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
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Apes

Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
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Stupid

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

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