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Joke Topic - 'Boxers'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Boxers'.


How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.

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