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Joke Topic - 'Boxers'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Boxers'.

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How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
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When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.


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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
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Magicians

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

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