Joke Topic - 'Boxers' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Boxers'.

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.

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Patient: Doctor, you must help me; I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.

When I talk, people listen with their mouths open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.