This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Calculator
What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can always count on.
Astronauts
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
Let Me In
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
Men
Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
Dogs
For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful
watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
Apes
Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
A Car Mechanic
Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a
psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
Stupid
I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
Old
MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you
still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?