Joke Topic - 'Boxers'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Boxers'.

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.

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An astronut.

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Wave.

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Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.

Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five-pound note?
One is a mad bunny, and the other is bad money.

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.