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Joke Topic - 'Boxers'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Boxers'.

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How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
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When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.


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Chickens

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
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The Future

The future isn't what it used to be.
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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Dogs

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.
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Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Fishing

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

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