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Joke Topic - 'Bowling'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bowling'.

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Child: Aw Mom. Whenever we visit Uncle Al he always wants to go bowling. He never wants to go with me to the court and play a few sets of tennis. I think he hates it.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.
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Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.


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