Child: Aw Mom. Whenever we visit Uncle Al he always wants to go bowling. He never wants to go with me to the court and play a few sets of tennis. I think he hates it.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Marry
Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
Parents
She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
Failure
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Santa Claus
Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
Dieting
Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
Tourists
What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
Blondes
What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Rain
Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
Promises
What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.