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Joke Topic - 'Bowling' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bowling'.
Child: Aw Mom. Whenever we visit Uncle Al, he always wants to go bowling. He never wants to go with me to the court and play a few sets of tennis. I think he hates it.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.
What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
Alley cats.
What must be the quietest sport?
10-pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
10-pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
In the gutter.
Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.
Because they were on strike.
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Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if you don't have a dog, a cat will do
- if you don't have a dog, a cat will do
Good Luck
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
A rash of good luck!
Boyfriends
Mary: My boyfriend has a wonderful personality.
Jane: My boyfriend is not good-looking either.
Jane: My boyfriend is not good-looking either.
Car Drivers
A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
Fishing
Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
No, I prefer to catch fish.
Horses
Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star, though; he just does bit parts.
He's not a star, though; he just does bit parts.
Fishing
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
Students
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.