Joke Topic - 'Bowling Balls'

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.

What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.

What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!

What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!