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Joke Topic - 'Bouncers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bouncers'.

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What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.


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Arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
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Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
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A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Walk

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
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Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.

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