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Joke Topic - 'Bouncers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bouncers'.

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What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.


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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Blondes

Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.
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Dogs

Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
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Horn

Honk your horn if you hate noise pollution.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Bookworms

Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.
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Cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
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Florist

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.

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