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Joke Topic - 'Bouncers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bouncers'.

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What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.


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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Beer

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.
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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Scared

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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