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Joke Topic - 'Bosses'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bosses'.


Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.


Rule 1: The Boss is always right!
Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, becomes immediately operative.
Rule 3: The boss does not sleep he rests.
Rule 4: The Boss is never late he is delayed elsewhere.
Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his work his attention is required elsewhere.
Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his office he studies.
Rule 7: The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.
Rule 8: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.
Rule 9: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not return to rule 1.

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?


Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.


Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.


What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.


How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.


Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

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