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Joke Topic - 'Bosses'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bosses'.


Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.


Rule 1: The Boss is always right!
Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, becomes immediately operative.
Rule 3: The boss does not sleep he rests.
Rule 4: The Boss is never late he is delayed elsewhere.
Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his work his attention is required elsewhere.
Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his office he studies.
Rule 7: The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.
Rule 8: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.
Rule 9: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not return to rule 1.

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

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Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.


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The judge found him guilty of forging.


Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!


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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

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