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Joke Topic - 'Bosses'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bosses'.

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Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
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No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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THE BOSS'S BASIC RULES

Rule 1: The Boss is always right!
Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, becomes immediately operative.
Rule 3: The boss does not sleep he rests.
Rule 4: The Boss is never late he is delayed elsewhere.
Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his work his attention is required elsewhere.
Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his office he studies.
Rule 7: The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.
Rule 8: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.
Rule 9: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not return to rule 1.
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There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.


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Athletes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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Piano

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Glasses

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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Money

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'
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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
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Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.
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Vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!

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