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Joke Topic - 'Bosses'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bosses'.

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Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
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No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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THE BOSS'S BASIC RULES

Rule 1: The Boss is always right!
Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, becomes immediately operative.
Rule 3: The boss does not sleep he rests.
Rule 4: The Boss is never late he is delayed elsewhere.
Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his work his attention is required elsewhere.
Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his office he studies.
Rule 7: The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.
Rule 8: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.
Rule 9: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not return to rule 1.
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There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.


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Work

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
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Rabbits

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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Scotsmen

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
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Frogs

What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
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Ghosts

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

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