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Joke Topic - 'Bosses'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bosses'.

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Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
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No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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THE BOSS'S BASIC RULES

Rule 1: The Boss is always right!
Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, becomes immediately operative.
Rule 3: The boss does not sleep he rests.
Rule 4: The Boss is never late he is delayed elsewhere.
Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his work his attention is required elsewhere.
Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his office he studies.
Rule 7: The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.
Rule 8: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.
Rule 9: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not return to rule 1.
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There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.


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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Stupid

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
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Blacksmith

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Wedding

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Dentist

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

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