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Joke Topic - 'Bosses' - 18 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 18 jokes on the topic - 'Bosses'.
Boss: 'I've decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor helps to ease tension, which is important in the times when the workforce is being reduced.'
'Knock, knock.'
Employee: 'Who's there?'
Boss: 'Not you anymore.'
3>'Knock, knock.'
Employee: 'Who's there?'
Boss: 'Not you anymore.'
Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break?
2>He who laughs last is probably your boss.
1>He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
1>When his boss says no, he says no.
I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
2>Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
In any office, you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.
2>It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
1>Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
2>Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
My boss decided to take a day off and didn't show up at work today. He called me earlier today and mentioned that he was experiencing some issues with his vision. When I asked what was up, he said, 'I just can't picture myself at work today.'
3>No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
1>Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
1>(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
Show me a man who is a good loser, and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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