Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor helps to ease tension, which is important in the times when the work force is being reduced."
"Knock knock."
Employee: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore."
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the
one who watches the clock during your coffee break.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
My boss didn't come into work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision problem. When I asked what was wrong, he replied, "I just can't see myself at work today."
Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.