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Joke Topic - 'Borrow'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Borrow'.

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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.


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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
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UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Ring

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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Hen

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Patience

Give me patience and I want it now!
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.

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