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Joke Topic - 'Borrow'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Borrow'.

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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.


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Ham

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
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Decisions

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
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Hippies

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

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