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Joke Topic - 'Borrow'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Borrow'.
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ham
Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
To get cured.
Blondes
Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
Decisions
This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
Or is it?
Basketball
Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
The players dribbled all over it.
Christmas
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
Robbers
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
So he could make a clean getaway.
Hippies
What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
Mississippi.
Blondes
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
A: Change.
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