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Joke Topic - 'Boots'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Boots'.

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!


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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
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Boring

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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Snowman

What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!
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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
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Candle

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!

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