Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Politicians
A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
Soup
Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
Light Bulbs
How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
Boring
I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
Cattle
What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
Snowman
What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!
Pigs
What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
Golf
Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
Candle
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!