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Joke Topic - 'Boomerangs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Boomerangs'.

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This aborigine came running up to his mum. He said, 'Mum, my brother's been hit on the head by his boomerang.'
His mum said, 'The naughty boy! 1 told him to throw that boomerang away.'
The kid said, 'He did, but it came back.'


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