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Joke Topic - 'Bookshop'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bookshop'.

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A man went into a local bookshop and asked the woman behind the counter: "Do you keep stationery here?"
"No," she said. "Sometimes I move about a bit."


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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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Lawyers

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Tuba

How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.
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Drums

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
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Barman

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.

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