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Joke Topic - 'Bookshop'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bookshop'.


A man went into a local bookshop and asked the woman behind the counter: "Do you keep stationery here?"
"No," she said. "Sometimes I move about a bit."

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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.


I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.


How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.


Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.


What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?

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