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Joke Topic - 'Bookshop'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bookshop'.

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A man went into a local bookshop and asked the woman behind the counter: "Do you keep stationery here?"
"No," she said. "Sometimes I move about a bit."


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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Steak

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
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Bus

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.
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Frozen

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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Zombies

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
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Dogs

Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!
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Ghosts

What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.

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