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Joke Topic - 'Books' - 13 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 13 jokes on the topic - 'Books'.
A man went into a local bookshop and asked the woman behind the counter: 'Do you keep stationery here?'
'No,' she said. 'Sometimes I move about a bit.'
2>'No,' she said. 'Sometimes I move about a bit.'
Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year, I'm planning to read another one.
2>Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year, I'm planning to read another one.
Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.
1>How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that, it isn't empty.
1>One. After that, it isn't empty.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?1>
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
My brother read a book about Davy Crockett.
He said, 'Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?'
I said, 'No, I didn't.'
He said, 'Well, he did you know. He had a right ear, a left ear, and a wild frontear.'
3>He said, 'Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?'
I said, 'No, I didn't.'
He said, 'Well, he did you know. He had a right ear, a left ear, and a wild frontear.'
Old bookkeepers never die; they just lose their figures.
1>What books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
1>Whoo-dunnits.
What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume?
A best smeller.
1>A best smeller.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A book.
1>A book.
Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.
1>It was looking for bookworms.
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
1>Because they both have pages.