Joke Topic - 'Books' - Page 2 - With 1 More Jokes and Funny Stories

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Books'.

Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

What did the dentist see when he visited the North Pole?
A molar bear.

What do you call an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.

A business consultant can tell you how to run your business but isn't smart enough to run his own.

What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
An Interpreter.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!