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Joke Topic - 'Bookkeepers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bookkeepers'.


Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!


What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.


How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.


What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.


What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.


Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.

Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.


How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.


It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.

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