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Joke Topic - 'Bookkeepers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bookkeepers'.

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Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure


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Pizza

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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Police

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
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Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.

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