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Joke Topic - 'Bone'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bone'.

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What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.


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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
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A Man

What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
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Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Dishwasher

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.

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