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Joke Topic - 'Bone'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bone'.

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What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.


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Eagles

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
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Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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Blondes

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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Santa

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
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Cholesterol

What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
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Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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Waiters

How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.

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