Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Teachers
In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
Walk
What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
Burglar
What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
Girlfriends
Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Christmas
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
Millionaire
Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
Frogs
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
Paint
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
Golf
The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.