Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Light Bulbs
How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
Boy Scout
Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
Zoo
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
Chauffeur
Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now
ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
Truck Driver
Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
Birds
What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
Scottish
What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
Open The Door
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
Strike
If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while