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Joke Topic - 'Bone'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bone'.

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What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.


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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
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Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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Zoo

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
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Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Strike

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

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