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Joke Topic - 'Bone'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bone'.

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What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.


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Teachers

In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
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Walk

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
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Burglar

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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Christmas

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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Golf

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.

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