Joke Topic - 'Bone'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bone'.

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.

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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

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