Joke Topic - 'Bone'

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.