Joke Topic - 'Bone'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bone'.

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.

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Teachers

In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.

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