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Joke Topic - 'Boars'


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What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!


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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
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Send

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.

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