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Joke Topic - 'Board Games'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Board Games'.

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Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.


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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Nature

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
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Parents

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
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Dog

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
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Chilli

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.
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Chicken

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.

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