Joke Topic - 'Board Games'

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.