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Joke Topic - 'Board Games'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Board Games'.

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Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.


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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Frozen

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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Ghost

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
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Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
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Arguing

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Ghosts

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

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