Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
Ambulances
Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Undertakers
Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
Listening
Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
Dracula
Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Mother-in-law
The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
Fishing
Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
Work
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
Men
Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.