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Joke Topic - 'Board Games'


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Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Ambulances

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
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Undertakers

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
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Listening

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
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Dracula

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Mother-in-law

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
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Fishing

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
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Work

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.

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