Joke Topic - 'Board Games'

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh

Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.