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Joke Topic - 'Board Games'


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Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.


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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Birds

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
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Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Rob

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

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