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Joke Topic - 'Blood' - 12 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 12 jokes on the topic - 'Blood'.
A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
2>I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
2>What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
1>B-negative.
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
1>Do you do home deliveries?
What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
1>Blood vessels.
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
An animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
2>An animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
1>A blood test.
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
1>In the blood bank.
Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
1>Because blood is thicker than water.
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
1>He said it was in his blood.
Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
2>Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
1>He tried to rob the local blood bank!