Joke Topic - 'Blood'

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!