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Joke Topic - 'Blood'


Here are 10 jokes on the topic - 'Blood'.

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A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
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What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
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Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!

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