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Joke Topic - 'Blonde'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Blonde'.

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There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
She asked the shepherd, "If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?"
He replied "Sure!"
Out of the blue, she blurts out, "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.
He looks at her and says, "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!"


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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
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Magic

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Vikings

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
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Waiters

How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Cars

If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.
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Lifeguards

What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
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Pigs

What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.

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