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Joke Topic - 'Blonde'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Blonde'.

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There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
She asked the shepherd, "If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?"
He replied "Sure!"
Out of the blue, she blurts out, "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.
He looks at her and says, "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!"


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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Bucks

Too few of the bucks stop here.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Bee

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
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Computers

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
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The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.

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