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Joke Topic - 'Blonde'


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There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
She asked the shepherd, "If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?"
He replied "Sure!"
Out of the blue, she blurts out, "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.
He looks at her and says, "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!"


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Cargo.
Cargo who?
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I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
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How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.

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