Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cows
What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
Drinkers
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
Millionaire
Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
Listening
Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
Politicians
Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
Television
Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
Garlic
Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
Perfume
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?