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Joke Topic - 'Blind Date'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Blind Date'.

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You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.


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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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Listening

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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Television

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
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Garlic

Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

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