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Joke Topic - 'Blacksmith'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Blacksmith'.

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Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.


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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Candles

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
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Incompetence

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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Cannibals

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.

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