Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Politicians
Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
Dangerous
What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
Chimps
What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
Candles
Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
Incompetence
Work is accomplished by those employees who
have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Cannibals
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Calendar
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.