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Joke Topic - 'Blacksmith'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Blacksmith'.

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Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.


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Windows

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Computers

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
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Cows

If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Omlette

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.

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