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Joke Topic - 'Blacksmith'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Blacksmith'.

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Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.


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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Witches

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.
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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.
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Exits

Exits are on the way out
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

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