Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Money
Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
Centipedes
Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
Giraffes
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
Boss
Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
Mosquito
What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
Parrots
What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Like
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
Undertaker
What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.