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Joke Topic - 'Blackmail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Blackmail'.

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You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.


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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.
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Witches

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

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