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Joke Topic - 'Blackmail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Blackmail'.

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You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.


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Money

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
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Centipedes

Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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Parrots

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
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Undertaker

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.

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