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Joke Topic - 'Black And White'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Black And White'.

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What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.


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School Teacher

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.
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Started Out

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
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Sheep

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
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Mummies

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
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Dracula

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
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Litterbugs

Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Spell

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.

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