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Joke Topic - 'Black And White'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Black And White'.

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What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.


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Candle

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

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