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Joke Topic - 'Black And White'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Black And White'.


What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

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What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.


Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).


Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova who?
Nova look back.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.


What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?


Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.


My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

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