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Joke Topic - 'Black And White'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Black And White'.


What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.


The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.


What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...


Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.


Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.


Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!


A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.


What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.


Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

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