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Joke Topic - 'Black And White'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Black And White'.

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What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.


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Hockey

Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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A Married Man

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
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Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
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Elephants

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
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Golf

What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'

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