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Joke Topic - 'Black And White'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Black And White'.

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What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.


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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

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