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Joke Topic - 'Black And White'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Black And White'.


What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

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School Teacher

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.

Started Out

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.


What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.


Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.


What is Dracula's least favourite meal?


Which type of bugs are the messiest

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!


I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.


Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.

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