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Joke Topic - 'Bitten' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bitten'.

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.'
'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.'
'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
Doctor, doctor, I think a vampire has bitten me.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

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