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Joke Topic - 'Bitten'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bitten'.

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'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.


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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
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Birds

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Animals

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
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Cars

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Repeat

As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.
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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.

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