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Joke Topic - 'Bitten'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bitten'.
'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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