Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Snooker
What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
Astronauts
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
Bankers
What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Crazy
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
Patient
Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
Cookies
Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
Airline Food
You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
Ghosts
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
Count
You can always count on your fingers