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Joke Topic - 'Bitten'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bitten'.


'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'

Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.


This car is protected by Smith and Wesson


As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.


DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.

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