Frogs
What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there seems to be a dead fly floating in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
Gravity
Repeal the law of gravity
Stupid
He's so stupid he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
Work
The reward for a job well done: more work.
Politicians
Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
Women
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
Talking
Keep talking; someday, you'll say something intelligent.
Cars
This is not an abandoned vehicle