Joke Topic - 'Biting'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Biting'.

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.

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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

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