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Joke Topic - 'Biting'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Biting'.


Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.

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Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
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Just put it on my bill.


Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.


How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?


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He buys TWO cases of beer.


Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.

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