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Joke Topic - 'Biting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Biting'.

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Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.


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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Pigeons

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
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Skunks

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?

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