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Joke Topic - 'Bite' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bite'.

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.

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Doctors

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.

Dogs

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
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Shopping

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.

Cannibals

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

Steaks

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Waiter: What, and drop it again?

Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.

Counting

You can always count on your fingers

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What is the name of a Scottish cloakroom attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.

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What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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