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Joke Topic - 'Bite'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bite'.

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Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.


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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
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Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
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Complain

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.

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