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Joke Topic - 'Bite'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bite'.

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Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.


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Dishwasher

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Undertaker

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
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Mice

What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'

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