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Joke Topic - 'Bite'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bite'.


Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!

What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.

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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.


Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!


What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.

Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.

A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.


Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.


What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."


The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.


Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.

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