Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dishwasher
My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
Peanuts
What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
Vegetarians
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Executives
How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
Idiot
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Undertaker
What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
Mice
What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'