Joke Topic - 'Bite'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bite'.

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!

What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.

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Marriage

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.

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