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Joke Topic - 'Biscuits'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Biscuits'.

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Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Well, that means you're crackers!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
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Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.


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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Clock

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Patient

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!

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