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Joke Topic - 'Biscuits' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Biscuits'.
Doctor Doctor, I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Well, that means you're crackers!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Well, that means you're crackers!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
Because they're crackers.
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