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Joke Topic - 'Biscuits'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Biscuits'.

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Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Well, that means you're crackers!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
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Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.


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Birds

What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
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A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
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Jogging

If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

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