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Joke Topic - 'Biscuits'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Biscuits'.
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Well, that means you're crackers!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Well, that means you're crackers!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
Because they're crackers.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
A hot dog.
Kitchen
What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
Linoleum blown-apart.
Fool
There is at least one fool in every married couple.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
Birthdays
Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
Undertakers
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
Gravely.
Athletes
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
Mistle-toes.
Talking
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
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