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Joke Topic - 'Biscuits'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Biscuits'.


Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
The ones you put butter on?
Well, that means you're crackers!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?

Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.

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Mary: My parents.


Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.


Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds


This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.


What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!


Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?

Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.


Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!

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