Joke Topic - 'Birds'

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.

My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.

Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.

Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.