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Joke Topic - 'Birds' - 20 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 20 jokes on the topic - 'Birds'.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
1>Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
1>He was a mynah bird.
Does your pet bird ever wonder why you're sitting there, staring at the carpeting, when you're reading the newspaper?
2>How did the blonde attempt to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
1>She threw it off a cliff.
How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
2>Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.
2>I said, 'A headbanger.
Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
1>What books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
1>Whoo-dunnits.
What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
1>Just put it on my bill.
What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jailbird.
1>A jailbird.
What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake?
A feather boa constrictor.
1>A feather boa constrictor.
What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
1>A flying sorcerer.