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Joke Topic - 'Birds'


Here are 16 jokes on the topic - 'Birds'.

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A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
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My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.
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Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
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What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.

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