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Joke Topic - 'Birds' - Page 2 - With 8 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Birds'.
What do you give to an injured bird?
Tweetment.
1>Tweetment.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
1>He didn't give a hoot.
What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
1>A bird of prey.
What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
1>Jail-birds.
What type of bird flies in formation and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
2>The red sparrows.
What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
1>A crane.
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
1>A puffin.
Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
1>Because it was a bald eagle.